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I got fired from Taco Bell cuz I was stealing all the tacos
Just hit ‘em in the head with my auntie pot of gumbo
I was working at Wendy’s in the back making fries
I think I just got fired cuz somebody hit the manager in the head with a fry
I can’t hang around with you cuz your neck so long, it look like a goose
I got fired from Best Buy cuz I sold some guy a clarinet flute
They mad cuz I don’t play guitar, I’d rather play the ukelele
Why is you mad cuz you still out here playing PS3?
You broke as hell, you still got one of them big back TV’s
Went to his house, he couldn’t even shut thе door, the floor was scraping on the door
I don’t go to Walmart or McDonald’s anymore
I just put hot saucе on a rock and I tried to throw it at my cousin
I ran from that girl when she smiled cuz her teeth was yellow and black
And then on top of that, her booty was super flat
I just went to the Tigers game to go get some nachos
It finna be a fight because I hit the manager with some nachos
I just broke my bed when I had sat on it cuz I’m big
They woke me up early in the morning cuz we ‘bout to have a balloon party
Popped him in his ear with a balloon, now he can’t hear for the next 2 weeks
They took the cover out my room so now I gotta sleep under my sheets
I tried to change the color of my clothes so I used a whole bunch of bleach
I was mad as hell when I seen all my clothes come out pink
I’m like SpongeBob and Patrick cuz I am a gooby goober
I couldn’t play basketball, every time I shot a 3, I always miss
“I bet I won’t hit you when I throw this brick”, my little cousin hit me in the lip
I just went to the ice cream truck, he ripped me off, he gave me a $5 balloon
Spray him with a skunk, now he smelling for 2 weeks straight
I don’t eat her tacos no more because she put taco sauce on tomatoes