[Intro]
(cxsar)

[Chorus]
She said that I look like a ferret
Bugs Bunny just ate a carrot
Just lost a spelling bee, I couldn’t spell carrot
My parents ended they marriage
I didn’t buy a car, I bought a carrot
Fought a cowboy, he said, “Yeehaw!”
Put a porno in a car, yeehaw!
Honked the horn, HEE HAW
I can’t sleep in my bed, I slept in a barn
They think I’m a cat cuz I’m playing with yarn
Are you with a farmer? He said, “God darn!”
“Who checking the hell on my farm?”
Can’t wake up on time, I need an alarm
I just seen a chicken pull the fire alarm
She wasting my time, I sent her home
Fat dude take his shirt off, he got bacon stretch marks

[Verse]
Uh, hello?
Who’s that knocking on my goddang door?
Uh, hello, would you like to buy a can of worms?
AHHHH! She burnt me!
Nah, I’m just like Usher
Is that whale blubber?
Oh, she on that diamond sister
Oh shit, I’m finna run, my shit fake
Walked in grass that was tall
You couldn’t see me at all
Cuz I’m only two feet tall
If I shoot a 3, I’m airballed
Somebody tried to sell me RuPaul’s drawers
I got chased by a dog
I got licked by a frog
Last Halloween, I was an elbow
[Bridge]
Hit it
Hello ladies
When my tear ducts give issue
I can’t use just any tissue
I need 4 ply

[Chorus]
She said that I look like a ferret
Bugs Bunny just ate a carrot
Just lost a spelling bee, I couldn’t spell carrot
My parents ended they marriage
I didn’t buy a car, I bought a carrot
Fought a cowboy, he said, “Yeehaw!”
Put a porno in a car, yeehaw!
Honked the horn, HEE HAW
I can’t sleep in my bed, I slept in a barn
They think I’m a cat cuz I’m playing with yarn
Are you with a farmer? He said, “God darn!”
“Who checking the hell on my farm?”
Can’t wake up on time, I need an alarm
I just seen a chicken pull the fire alarm
She wasting my time, I sent her home
Fat dude take his shirt off, he got bacon stretch marks