[Intro]
(6– 6)

[Chorus]
I just realized Sandy is a squirrel
Went up to somebody like, "Hi, my name is Earl"
I look like a bird
I see a car coming, SKRRRRRT
I'm see-through like a water bottle
I used to walk with a waddle
Got hit with a baby bottle
Like, BBBHP, damn!
Raced the Flash, he said, "Catch me if you can"
A semi-truck just honked at me, HOOOONK
I just slipped like WHOOPS
Ho- hold up, what? You can't read a book?

[Verse]
Just had a stare-off against a bug
I lost a stare-off to the bug
They said that I look like a slug
I look more like MRHNHNHNHNHN
A dirt bike engine; ANGANANGANGANANG
I ball on the court like Scottie Pippen
You got herpes, fuck! Again?
I got a watch like Bеn 10
I jumped in the barbecuе grill
Got electrocuted by an eel, ZZZZZZZZZZ
I just found out that fish have gills
[Chorus]
I just realized Sandy is a squirrel
Went up to somebody like, "Hi, my name is Earl"
I look like a bird
I see a car coming, SKRRRRRT
I'm see-through like a water bottle
I used to walk with a waddle
Got hit with a baby bottle
Like, BBBHP, damn!
Raced the Flash, he said, "Catch me if you can"
A semi-truck just honked at me, HOOOONK
I just slipped like WHOOPS
Ho- hold up, what? You can't read a book?