[Intro]
(BB had to do it to 'em)

[Chorus]
Jumped in the trash and had to fight a wild raccoon
My cousin ugly as hell, he howl at the moon like, "WOOOOO!", 'cause he a wolf
Jumped off a bridge and landed in the bush like, "Ah, fuck!"
I just found out how to sound like a truck, "RRRNN!"
Thought a balloon popped, but it was her butt, boom!
This the sound of a piano: Dun dun na na na na

[Verse]
Got hit in the head with a flat-screen TV, this all you heard: BPB
Up early in the morning chirping with the birds, SHP SHP SHP SHP
My neighbor just saw me barking at a bird, WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
Mrs. Crocker from Jimmy Neutron: BAWK BAWK
Retarded pigeons: MOY MOY MOY
Cartoon Network on Adult Swim: BYE, HAVE A GOOD TIME!

[Bridge]
(BB had to do it to 'em)

[Chorus]
Jumped in the trash and had to fight a wild raccoon
My cousin ugly as hell, he howl at the moon like, "WOOOOO!", 'cause he a wolf
Jumped off a bridge and landed in the bush like, "Ah, fuck!"
I just found out how to sound like a truck, "RRRNN!"
Thought a balloon popped, but it was her butt, boom!
This the sound of a piano: Dun dun na na na na
[Outro]
(BB had to do it to em)