[Chorus: All Turtles]
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift for Splinter

[Verse 1: Leonardo]
Gotta get a gift for Splinter
I hate shopping in the winter
What do you get the ninja master
Who has everything, oh baby

[Chorus: All Turtles]
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift for Splinter

[Verse 2: Leonardo]
Gotta get a gift for Splinter
He's the last one on our list
He's the only one we missed
We gotta get a gift, oh baby
[Chorus: All Turtles]
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift for Splinter

[Verse 3: Leonardo, Donatello, All Turtles]
How about a set of golf clubs?
Splinter's not athlеtic
A bowling ball, some ice skates?
You guys arе pathetic
Oh, oh

[Chorus: All Turtles]
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift for Splinter

[Verse 4: Leonardo]
A sweater or a necktie
An electric coffee brewer
How about a go-kart?
A go-kart in the sewer, baby (ow!)
[Chorus: All Turtles]
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift for Splinter

[Verse 5: Leonardo]
Does he have a pair of earmuffs?
I really can't remember
Next year we are doing
All our shopping in September, baby

[Chorus: All Turtles]
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift
Gotta get a gift for Splinter
Tonight!