[Intro]
My sons!
Children, please gather around
Let's rock and roll!

[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
A pizza with pepperoni

[Verse 2]
On the second day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni

[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni (Woo hoo!)

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Four manhole covers
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Christmas, the turtles gave to mе
Five video games
Four manholе covers
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni

[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Six frisbees
Five video games (Those kids!)
Four manhole covers
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni

[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Seven silk kimonos
Six frisbees
Five video games
Four manhole covers
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni (There's more!)
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Eight chopsticks
Seven silk kimonos
Six frisbees
Five video games (Yahoo!)
Four manhole covers
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni

[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Nine narrow neckties
Eight chopsticks
Seven silk kimonos
Six frisbees
Five video games
Four manhole covers
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Ten yellow yo-yos
Nine narrow neckties
Eight chopsticks
Seven silk kimonos
Six frisbees
Five video games (phew)
Four manhole covers
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni (I'm hungry)
[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Eleven pairs of sneakers
Ten yellow yo-yos
Nine narrow neckties
Eight chopsticks
Seven silk kimonos
Six frisbees
Five video games
Four manhole covers
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni (What? Faster?)

[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me
Twelve April O'Neil autographs
Eh? Oh, I'll never catch up now
Num... wha? Uh... Eight?
Uh, no, uh, se- oh, where am I?
Five video games (Made it!)
Four manhole covers
Three skateboards
Two comic books
And a pizza with pepperoni