[Intro]
Ill vacation
Ill vacation
Ill vacation
(All aboard!)
(I said I, L, L, express)
Ill vacation
Hold on tight

[Verse 1]
It started out when I took the airport
And ran the shuttle through the airport
Chauffeur was the ill sort
Left side of her hair braided but it still short
Right side grown out, the whole half inch worth
Looked on lustfully
Gave her my best jerk smirk
She smiled back grilled shined so hard it hurt
(missing)
So the rest of her body is a tough piece of work
She dropped me off three feet from the curb
Tipped her with what I had left of my (missing)
(missing)

[Verse 2: Gift of Gab]
Took a little boat to a private island
...
[Verse 3: Gift of Gab]
I put a harness on a tortoise
And a porpoise and a swordfish
And we started bending corners
Doing donuts underwater
Started under portland, oregon
Hit the shores of bora bora
Had some chardonnay and tortellini with Camorra and league
Unfortunately, I had to go for real so I showed him my report card
Climbed a water boat bound for rio
Bribing, weaving, water skiing
For no reason at all I just started screaming
That's an onomatopoeia
I hit the reefer pipe with con-dol-lee-zza rice
Ate a pita with some meats and rice
At the speed of light
Me and condie hopped in my ferrari, yo to Rio de Janeirio [sic]
And I got my party on and stopped the party yo
But condie went nutty started doing cardio
In a leopard leotard and a pair of army boots
Along with Super Mario, Rodney-O, Leonardio Decarprio [sic], Star Jones
Paul McCartney, Hall and Oates, and Rosario Dawson (who ain't had nothing hardly on)
It was awesome
(Awesome?)
Awesome