[Intro]
There's trouble ahead
Trouble that may or may not be a Signal 30
What will we find, a minor mishap?
Or will we look upon the stark face of death?

[Verse 1]
There's been an accident at Pymble Road on the expressway
You say two persons have been killed
There are several others injured
Have you called an ambulance?
Okay on the Signal 30 in route
Okay on the Signal 30 in route

[Refrain]
This is the result of driving carelessly with only casual attention given to the important mechanics

[Chorus]
Hey, you
I'd like to get a look at that dude
Oh smart, eh?
Why don't you get some glasses so you can read those signs?
He's the kind of a guy that made the automobile people think up hydraulic brakes

[Refrain]
You're driving a little too fast and have a false sense of confidence
Watch it
[Verse 2]
You've really got something here
No drinking and driving
Not even beer
Not even water
I'd rather be a racing driver with a car that could go places
Now just a minute my boy

[Chorus]
Hey, why don't you look where you're going?
There's a road-hog if I ever saw one
How did you ever get a license to drive?
Get out of that car and I'll—

[Bridge]
C'mon, I'll give you a real ride

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Oh no, Nick, no, not on a turn
There's another car coming
Oh God there's not— Ah!