[Verse 1: Princess Chelsea & Jonathan Bree]
It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad
Honey, don't you love me? And you know it makes me sad
It's just a cigarette like you always used to do
I was different then, I don't need them to be cool

[Verse 2: Jonathan Bree & Princess Chelsea]
It's just a cigarette and it harms your pretty lungs
Well, it's only twice a week so there's not much of a chance
It's just a cigarette, it'll soon be only ten
Honey, can't you trust me? When I want to stop, I can

[Verse 3: Princess Chelsea & Jonathan Bree]
It's just a cigarette and it's just a Marlboro Light
Maybe, but is it worth it if we fight?
It's just a cigarette that I got from Jamie-Lee
Oh, she's gonna get a smack, and I'm gonna give you three

[Chorus: Princess Chelsea & Jonathan Bree]
It's just a cigarette and I only did it once
(It's just a cigarette, it'll soon be only ten)
It's only twice a week so there's not much of a chance
(It'll make you sick, girl, there's not much of a chance)
It's just a cigarette and I'm sorry that I did it
(It's just a cigarette, you'll be sorry that you did it)
Honey, can't you trust me? When I want to stop, I can
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