Ever since i started working at the record store
I get to flirt with many girls than i did before
There are tall, short, blonde and brunette
But none can conversate me how we used to get
And lately i've been hearing about certain girlfriends
Well, i hear they do things i do not recommend
I don't mean to preach, cause that may drive you away
But, i know that sorta stuff can damage your brain
When i see you with a boyfriend
I realize its a lot harder than i imagined
It gets hard to get so close
When i feel like i'm sharing the affection
I never show i'm jealous
Start acting a little crazed
You may not wish to whether hear from me again
Oh, the record store