Honey tried to come but the air's so dirty
Dress up and make illegal money
Outside the Chinese Picture Theater
People pay to pose with any big character

We say it's safe to know for
Shortly, I'm no daisy for the country
And though mother logic could suggest we're through
That's obvious, but I'm gonna play to you

(Ooo...)

Say you'll consider, if only to quiet me
We'll flirt with the cult of scientology
The test of the stress and genius, we too
May yet fell out with that small town crew

And just so you know
The shameless lengths I'll go
My motives start core changes
And try lyrical content to boot
Of unrequited lust
You said you liked my songs
If only I could have you here
I'd love, love, love
To smack you around the room
Noted that they're self-conscious and wordy
Another disclaimer
Well, I'd best think about it some

(Ooo...)