[Nan]
Adam Hussein, bring me a cup of tea and an ounce of Colombian homegrown. Ha ha ha, you bugger!

[Adam Hussein]
I've got a number one fan who loves to smoke a 9 bar
It ain't Bob Marley clarts, it's my fucking Grandma
I've seen her in fights, protecting the family name
Sparking clarts out because she's the original Hussein

One time the police came knocking at our door
She hid the fucking pills 'cos she knows the fucking score
The pigs started shouting, they couldn't find the blow
So my Nan chucks the pricks out the fucking window

You see that's the problem when you smokes too much much draw
You forget things like...err, we live on the fifteenth floor
They landed in a mess, fuck me that must be sore
My Nan's hard as fuck and she's only 84

[Nan]
Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein

[Adam Hussein]
Why were these pigs here, making me irate
I thought back and tried to calculate
That's right mate
Last week she ran from St Cadoc's and they haven't seen her since
How can you miss a trackie and a fucking blue rinse
But she had to fucking leave because she was causing uproar
'Cos they caught her banging out shitloads of fucking draw
She had Bernard on bongs, and Cybil on speed
But she bought more whizz than she'd ever fucking need

So she gave it away some to the daycare
But most to some fucked up bloke in a wheelchair
Wally was his name and he looked half dead
When my Nan finished with him he was off his head

He didn't fucking stop so she kept racking 'em
Now he's on TV lapping Mika Häkkinen

[Nan]
Y2K+2, Malpas Crew, knows it leisurewearer. Is this going to be played in TJ's?

[Adam Hussein]
Back in the day when the GLC formed
We had no money so my Nan got pawned
We sold her down Raza's for £8.40
And I bought some draw 'cos I'm fucking naughty

2Hats smoked the last of this mad shit
I'd better get my Nan back or she'll go fucking schitz
She's Hussein so like me she's insane
She'll fuck you up with her fucking Zimmer frame
[Nan]
Safe spa. You knows it. Adam Hussein. Goldie Lookin' Chain. Adam Hussein. Adam Hussein

[Adam Hussein]
I was in town getting fucked and off went my phone
It was my neighbour saying there's a disturbance at home
I walks in the place and to my dismay
My Nan got wrecked and thought it was my birthday

She made the cake with coke instead of flour
And she'd eaten almost half in under a fucking hour
She does it every now and then or perhaps twice a week
So I gives her three valiums to put her to sleep

[Nan]
You knows it. Safe spa. Fresh bra. The Goldie Lookin' Chain are pucker. Adam Hussein, get your trackie on and get up

Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein

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