P.Xain
There's only one reason why I gets dressed
And it's the same reason why I passed my Driving test
I never Learned nothing off a tv chef
And now I don't have to walk so I don't get out of breath
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall I'll never understand
Coz I just want a burger I can eat with my hands
And that Jamie Oliver he hasn't got a clue
I just want burger and Fries from the mother-fucking drive thru

Chorus
Lets take a ride to the drive thru
Its not just the taste Its the value
Burger and Fries on the menu
You know that shits gonna kill you

Eggs
More nutrition in shit but I dont care
Too fat to drive Ill use a mother-fucking wheel chair
Like a posh restaurant but its in my car
I can't wait till some twat invents the drive thru Spar
The staff all lnow my name from all the visits what I make
Coz eating burgers is more lush than crisps or cake
Like an Icelandic fisherman clubbing a seal heading down Spytty just to get a fucking Happy Meal

Mike Balls
Burger King, KFC, Mickey D's for lunch
Fuck cooking food I'm going for a munch
I love all the sauces, BBQ and Curry
Then I goes back round to get a McFlurry
Graham T Bear
Open up your box have a look at what you've got
Reformed meat made by a Robot
Eating Burgers in My Car till my belly gets swollen
Forty pounds of beef undigested in my colon

Chorus
Lets take a ride to the drive thru
Its not just the taste Its the value
Burger and Fries on the menu
You know that shits gonna kill you

Big G
You can get a McFlurry er you can get large chips
Er a strawberry milkshake er Big Macer Chicken Burger
Zinger Tower meal.....Bucket

Eggs
Never need to do cooking coz its open everyday
I spark a fag for afters use the box as an ash tray
The chips are lush with all the dips and sauce
And if they put it in a bun I'd eat the dick of a horse
Around five quid for a medium value deal
Lard in Bread is your main meal
It's worldwide from Risca to Hackney
Get your dinner cooked by a teenager with acne
P.Xain
Gordon Ramseys swearing like he's got tourettes
And Heston Blumenthals cooking with Gizz and Cigarettes
He's wasting his time he's a fucking twat
All you need is some bread and sme saturated fat
Lips, aresholes, noses and ears
Bits of different cows that have been dead for years
I can't cook I won't cook I don't need to
I gets three meals a day down the mother-fucking drive thru

Chorus
Lets take a ride to the drive thru
Its not just the taste Its the value
Burger and Fries on the menu
You know that shits gonna kill you

Big G

I want a Whopper,Chicken Whopper, Bacon Cheese Whopper, Cheese Burger,normal burger, bacon double cheese burger xl, large that up nice one, I want a happy meal with a toy.....a uuuhhhhh a uuhhhhhh auuuuhhhhh a uhhhhh