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Eggsy
Back then I say a few years ago
I made a conscious decision to get wrecked on blow
When it started it was all just a laugh
Smoking spliffs in the toilet, or bongs in the bath
As time went by I carried on toking
Like Howard Marks, but doing more choking
I didn’t mind but then I didn’t even check
Smoking too much weed has left my body a wreck
Can’t say out loud but there’s something going on
I've grown tits, after smoking my bong
Adam
When I'm lighting my bong
Or smoking a cone
I don’t want to worry about my chromosones
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Xain
This is the message: weed tokers out there beware
Your dealer just don’t care
Take a step back, listen to what I say
GM weed f***in’ up your DNA
The truth about this weed really is a shocker
Smoked half an ounce now I look like Hayley Cropper
So you've been warned, take f***in heed
Of this chemically enhanced, icky sticky weed
Adam
GM weed start the metamorphosis
I might grow tits, now you're taking the piss
Putting chemically enhanced weed in your spliffs
Now you needs viagra to get me a stiffs
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Maggot
Oh s*** my willy is a fanny
Take a step back I'm turning into a tranny
I start to panic, this wasn't just a rash
My bellends turning into a f***ing gash
Seen the doctor, nothing could be done
I smoked the weed and the changes began
And this weed's affecting the missus
She's got a tash and she's standing up when she pisses
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Xain
Smoking weed can suppress your agression
Some people say it can cause depression
Here's a lesson
With sticky weed don't be messin'
Maybe you should just stick to resin...?
Back to hot rocks, and burning your tracky
But you don't wanna get tits off this GM waccy-backy
Smoke it bpa
You'll need a training bra
Just for now i'm smoking soap bar!!!!
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HRT, HRT Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed
Xain
Yeah, My misses loves em man
Eggsy
Seriously, you can open and close it like a letter box
Maggot
My bits have changed! My balls have shrivelled up like tomatoes in the sun
Xain
Seeeeeeeerious!
Eggsy
They called it a ... in the clinic and started laughing
Xain
Yeah serious man, im gonna get of the icky sticky and get back on the soap bar..... tommorrow, just one more night spa...