Hip Hop
Has been good to me
Hip Hop
Has been nice and kind
Hip Hop
Has been good to me
So I'm giving it back
I'm giving it back

I wakes up in the morning and I has a cup of tea
Turned on the stereo, listened to GLC
I think of all the things that I've done, bad or bad
'cause I've done lots of things that are bad
'cause some things I could do that are good
And if I could do them, I probably would
It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice
That is advice, on how to be nice
This is what I do and you could call it a plan
To be as nice, as I can
You can make, a, difference too
Even if Hip Hop hasn't been as good to you

Hip Hop
Has been good to me
Hip Hop
Has been nice and kind
Hip Hop
Has been good to me
So I'm giving it back
I'm giving it back
You split up with your missus and called her a slag
You nicked loads of money from her fuckin' hand bag
To cheer you up this is what we could do
Come round to mine to watch Police Academy 2
Oh, loves, keeps the change
Buys yourself something nice
Like a Mars Bar
Oh, mate, you having trouble with your car?
I could come over and help you fix your car
Even if I don't know anything about mechanics like
Maybe we could do like a YouTube tutorial or something

Hip Hop
Has been good to me
Hip Hop
Has been nice and kind
Hip Hop
Has been good to me
So I'm giving it back
I'm giving it back

If it wasn't for Hip Hop
Do you know, I'd probably be listening to fuckin' Heavy Metal Wouldn't I
And that'd be fuckin' shit wouldn't it
Saying that, I don't mind Guns and Roses
I've got a loaded gun, and it's aimed at you
But it's not really a gun, it's a metaphor
For doing nice things, for people what I see
Like hooking up Kyle with a Sky box for free
Hip Hop taught me, this is what I learned
Like fireworks night, you dick about you get burned
Now I'm being good, it's being good to me
Good is a word spelt G-O-O-D

It's been good to me, so in turn
I spread the love like I'm spreading my work
It's taught me well, and how to act proper
Just say please and thank you, and fuck you copper
It changed my life, and made me sane
It gave Adam Hussein his rap name
Rapping is the gift, that keeps on giving
Got the most ASBOs where I'm living

Hip Hop
Has been good to me
Hip Hop
Has been nice and kind
Hip Hop
Has been good to me
So I'm giving it back
I'm giving it back
Just last week my mate failes his driving test
Killed a child on a U-turn, he was so depressed
So I went to HMV with 30 pence and 2 fivers
Bought a DVD of Britain's Worst Drivers
Tried to be good, that ain't that hard
Told the neighbour to fuck off, maybe buy her a card
Say sorry, you won't do it again
And that you don't hate women, even if they look like men
Like that bloke in town, with all the dogs
Always asking for money by the bus station bogs
Had no cash for skag, so this is what I did
I helped him get mashed up by giving 70 quid

Hip Hop
Has been good to me
Hip Hop
Has been nice and kind
Hip Hop
Has been good to me
So I'm giving it back
I'm giving it back
Hip Hop
Has been good to me
Hip Hop
Has been nice and kind
Hip Hop
Has been good to me
So I'm giving it back
I'm giving it back

I fuckin' love you Hip Hop
You're fuckin' wicked
If Hip Hop was a woman, I'd fuckin' marry her
You're fuckin lush Hip Hop
Thanks for the fuckin' memories Hip Hop

Thanks for all the good times, you got me through the bad times
If you were a woman, I'd pull your pants down and give you a good hard fuck

Do you want to come round my house and watch a DVD Hip Hop?
I've got Goonies on DVD, with a extra scene