Get down there as fast as you can
Down the M4 past Carmarthen
Off the coast you might see an angle shark
And you could ride roller coster at Oakwood Park
Have some welsh rarebit or lamb Cawl
Or go on a walk to a nice waterfall
I don’t mean to boast but have you seen the coast
Barafundle is the beach people seem to like the most

West side you can hang around the woods
Or sample a wide range of fucking homemade goods
Bara brith cup of tea and a spliff
Or hang around Tenby you can walk along a cliff
Bird spotting now you really got me itching
Technically it’s known to the pros as twitching
Don’t fret if you think that’s slack
Get down to Pembroke and fucking hire a kayak

This one goes out the the west side
All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
This one goes out the the west side
All the way round to Aberystwyth
This one goes out the the west side
All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
This one goes out the the west side
All the way round to Aberystwyth
Way out west where the sun is blazing
Eating laver bread coz I got the craving
It’s so safe out of harms reach
They even got a full licensed n***st beach
West Wales lush for a walk
If your a vegetarian or a lover of pork
Go to Broad Haven or St Brides
If your swimming in the sea mind the tides
On Caldey island you’ll have a great time
Getting drunk with the monks on communion wine
I’ll tell the world it’s where I want o reside
I messaged Snoop Dogg but he never replied

A coz he’s like west side isn’t he
It’s a different west side
Bet he’d love a weekend down Llangrannog
Or Tresaith or something

This one goes out the the west side
All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
This one goes out the the west side
All the way round to Aberystwyth
This one goes out the the west side
All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
This one goes out the the west side
All the way round to Aberystwyth
Imagine him and Dr Dre going in the rock pools
He’d have a wicked time

Both picturesque and full of charm
Come and spend the day hanging out in Laugharne
Where Bob Dylan ha d a shed
Or you can always go and visit Fishguard instead
Go to Pendine drive as fast as you can
Or just sit on the beach and get a tan
Great Wall of China or the Inca trails
No thanks cart I’m off to West Wales
I’m gonna tell you straight your a massive ass hole
If you never get to see Pembroke castle
Go west on holiday Fresh Water East is a great place to stay
If you like spicy food don’t worry
There’s loads of places you can get a hot curry
If you want a McFlurry don’t get stressed
Theres’s a drive through McDonalds in Haverfordwest
Buys some Welsh cheese or Welsh cakes
Get down West Wales for fucks sakes
Two weeks in the summer in a static
Down West Wales listening to Illmatic
So get down West Wales today
And take your nan on a holiday

Sipping on Gin and juice down the Parrog in Newport
Snoop Dogg Dr Dre um can’t think of any of their songs now
This one goes out the the west side
All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
This one goes out the the west side
All the way round to Aberystwyth
This one goes out the the west side
All my ffrindiau eating bara brith
This one goes out the the west side
All the way round to Aberystwyth

That Snoop Dogg’s wicked he loves smoking weed he does
Wicked
He loves the chronic
He loves the crack pipe he does
Chronic
On it what
Chronic
Chronic I got I can’t hear you over this I got the fucking earphones on I can’t hear nothing…
Are you still taping