The name's Mike Balls, Mike Balls

Many people say my style is delicious
Even if the things I say are repetitious
In this rap game living life large
Even if the money and the women and the cars are a mirage
That don't matter it's built on reputation
And being part of the Goldie Lookin corporation
Respected from Lliswerry to Bettws and beyond
People say Mike Balls you know I'm gonna respond
I wear Adidas and sometimes Fila
I'm known as Mike Balls you can call me the dealer
I give people what they need and that's why they are paying
That's why when they see me everyone's saying

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He's Mike Balls
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Don't expect an apology if you tries to mess with me
Don't give me no larger I'd rather have a cup of tea
But if you've got brandy come have a spliff with me
I'm Mike Balls I'm in the GLC
M to the I to the K to the E
You knows it bre it's Mikey B
Soccer violence is where I got my reputation
But to be honest it's all a bit of an exaggeration
It wasn't me I don't know what your saying
I was never there I don't even know who was playing
I was at home watching Strictly Come Dancing
And over 200 people will back me up it anyone's asking
I don't like tomatoes put em away
And I've always got a spliff for later in the ash tray
I wear Adidas what more do you want to know
Come say hello after the show
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He's Mike Balls
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He likes to chill with a spliff and watch the football
If he's doing these things he won't answer your call
Cut him up in your car then he's behind you in traffic
You'll get some road rage most of it graphic
'Cause mike needs to get home get his draw timing right
He sets his alarm in the middle of the night
Just to top up on the weed that's in his system
You got to keep it on the level this is Mike Balls wisdom
B to the A to the L L S
You know who it is you don't have to guess
He likes brandy and sometimes rum
He can build a spliff on top of Twmbarlwm
He don't like running and he don't like to fly
If you go round his house he'll get you high
He's Mike Balls he will skin up fast
He'll tell you his name if he's asked
I don't know who you are and you might not know who I am
But it's Mike Balls safe innit

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He's Mike Balls
He's Mike Mike Balls
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He's Mike Mike Balls
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He's Mike Mike Balls

My favourite colour is green if you know what I mean
And I can't sit down because of the amphetamine innit
I Like my clothes American that means on the large side
I like my bacon to be deep fat fried
I don't like Christmas yeah that's what I said
And if your little sister asks Santa's dead
I killed him no I'm only joking
He's not real have some of this weed what I'm smoking
It's really fucking strong and it might mess with your brain
I'm Mike Balls remember the name
I like football it's a sport
I'm Mike Balls I'm from Newport
Guns don't kill people one of the things that I said
Don't mess with guns have a spliff instead
Now listen
My name's Mike Balls and I'm back from the dead
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He's Mike Balls
He's Mike Mike Balls
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He's Mike Mike Balls
He's Mike Balls
He's Mike Mike Balls
He's Mike Balls
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