[Verse 1]
It was lookin' like a good day
87 and a clear, blue sky
We were strollin' down 30A
Koozy wrapped around a Bud Light Lime
We were walkin', you started talkin'
Sayin' I ain't in your long-term plans
I knew we were on the rocks, but baby, I never thought
You would bury me in the sand

[Chorus]
Why'd you have to
Break it on a beach, drop me like a bobber?
Now every time I see white sand, blue water
I'm sittin' there, missin' your body
When I oughta be gettin' on my party
Now I can't drink piña colodas
That's what I always got us
I just wish you'da done it somewhere I don't love to be
If you had to break my heart
Baby, why'd you have to break it on a beach?

[Verse 2]
Girl, I wish your mama taught you
When and where to go to say goodbye
Coulda took me to the city
Maybe up on a mountain where it's cold as ice
But you did it where people visit
When they need a piece of paradise
This has been my place since Spring Break '08
Nah, baby, it just ain't right
[Chorus]
Why'd you have to
Break it on a beach, drop me like a bobber?
Now every time I see white sand, blue water
I'm sittin' there, missin' your body
When I oughta be gettin' on my party
Now I can't drink piña colodas
That's what I always got us
I just wish you'da done it somewhere I don't love to be
If you had to break my heart
Baby, why'd you have to break it on a beach?

[Bridge]
Baby, why'd you have to
Break it on a beach, right here in the sand?
Sun up in the sky, cold one in my hand
I know it's crazy, woah
Thought it was a vacation, but no

[Chorus]
Why'd you have to
Break it on a beach, drop me like a bobber?
Now every time I see white sand, blue water
I'm sittin' there, missin' your body
When I oughta be gettin' on my party
Now I can't drink piña colodas
That's what I always got us
I just wish you'da done it somewhere I don't love to be
If you had to break my heart
Baby, why'd you have to break it on a beach?
[Outro]
Why'd you have to break it on a beach?
White sand, a cold beer in my hand