[Intro: Steam user]
I just died in a car accident and this is what I'm thinking as I die- as I'm dying. This is not that bad. I expected this, I kinda deserve it, and I think I've done enough damage already. Not as much as I would've liked to have done, but I really am an A-class fucker, and I needed this. I needed to wise up. So, fine. I guess my only regret is that my accident was with a wall or a telephone pole or a Jersey Barrier and not with a minivan full of a family. I think the perfect way for me to die would be in conjunction with seven other people, five of them children, two of them mom and dad.​

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