Father Mulcahy:
A chaplain in the Army
Has a collar on his neck
If you don't listen to him
You'll all wind up in heck

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Colonel Potter:
Friendships in the Army
They say are mighty rare
So I spend all my free time
Carousing with my mare

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Radar O'Reilly:
The corporals in the Army
You say we're really green
But if it weren't for us guys
You'd be in the latrine
All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Margaret Houlihan:
Oh some nurses in the Army
They haven't tied the knot
But this one's gonna try it
With Donald Penobscott

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Hawkeye & B.J.:
Oh the surgeons in the Army
They say we're mighty bright
We work on soldiers through the day
And nurses through the night

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

The Nurses:
The surgeons in the Army
They're bright, they are profound
But we'll take chopper pilots
They'll get you off the ground
All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Corporal Klinger:
Oh some guys like the Army
I think that it's a mess
If it's so damn terrific
How come I wear a dress?

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Frank Burns:
Oh Hawkeye and ol' B.J
They think they're pretty smart
I'd like to take a scalpel
And stab them in the heart

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!