I think I'm sharper than you
Oh no I'm not
No I'm not
I think I'm brighter than you
Oh no I'm not
I'm forty what?

I try my best, but it's never enough for you
I need a rest, 'cause my mind has turned to glue

A new all-powerful brain!
A new all powerful brain!
So you win again
So you win again

I'll drink you under the table
Well, if I could
You know I would
But you're too totally stable
So very good
It's understood
I'd like to beat you at chess, then take off your dress
It's so tight
I'll win the game by putting vodka in your lemonade
Ah, what...
A new all powerful brain!
A new all powerful brain!
So you win again
So you win again

So you win again
So you win again