Takes his mother to the seaside
Buys her seafood fresh today
Brings her cocoa feast at midnight
Darling mumsy, that’s the way

Victor’s on to you
Victor’s on to you

Punches Wolfie in the stomach
Buys his lover brand new suits
Questions asked about his girlfriend
Jealous mind, he’ll have to choose

Victor’s on to you
Victor’s on to you

[spoken]
“Got a hangover from your last cheeky weekend have you?
Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic--that’s what you are—pathetic!”

Thick shoe sector in the outset
Bloodstained slippers, cold-eye stare
Spring bells ringing, Prangs is anxious
Mr. Deacon buys a prayer

Victor’s on to you
Victor’s on to you
Victor’s on to you
Victor’s on to you