[HAROLD]
You might think I know it all
And maybe I'm headed for a fall
I'm just that brainiac guy
Left alone to sit and cry
Honey, I have some question for you first
Girl, Take some time to school me
Quench my thirst for knowledge
'Cause, gosh, I just gotta know
How'd you get so hot?

[JUSTIN & TRENT]
Baby

[HAROLD]
You're so smokin' hot

[JUSTIN & TRENT]
Baby

[HAROLD]
My physics know I ain't got a hope
Of explaining how your butt's so dope

[JUSTIN & TRENT]
Baby, baby
[HAROLD]
You bend my spacetime continuum

[JUSTIN & TRENT]
Baby, baby

[HAROLD]
Then you shake what your mama gave you-em

[JUSTIN & TRENT]
Baby, baby

[HAROLD]
I don't even hardly know my name

[JUSTIN & TRENT]
Baby, baby

[HAROLD]
'Cause when you walk in the room, nobody lookin' the same

[TRENT]
Baby

[JUSTIN]
Baby
[HAROLD]
Baby

[As Harold beatboxes, Beth, Katie, and Sadie engage in a slapfight.]

[GEOFF, spoken]
Uh, you think we might need to get some security out here?

[BLAINELEY, spoken]
Ah, marry me Justin!

[Blaineley faints.]

[HAROLD]
Alright!
I demand a scientific investigation
To whether you're even from the human nation
I swear you're changing my molecular structure
With all your sexy ions
You make my heart rupture