[Verse 1]
Convince the world to sing along with me
'Cause all my songs are ever about is everything that's fucking wrong with me
You'll fall in love with me, I swear you will
They always do
The only difference between a leader and a loner is if anybody follows you
And if we've all gotten something
Leave behind a porcupine or a warning sign
That I can see from this high horse of mine

[Chorus]
Say you'll remember things
How they used to be
But we both know that's a lie
The day the tears we cry run dry
There's so many ways to say goodbye
There's so many ways to say goodbye
There's so many ways to say goodbye

[Verse 2]
Uh yu-yu-yu-yuppers
Peace, see ya later, sayonara motherfuckers
Adios, I'm ghosting, I'm gone
Talk to you later, so long
I'll see you when I see you baby
Till then, farewell, I'll wish you well
I promise that I'll never tell
Our secret, forever I'll keep it

[Chorus]
Say you'll remember things
How they used to be
But we both know that's a lie
The day the tears we cry run dry
There's so many ways to say goodbye