[Intro]

[Verse 1]
You're so happy
I'm so happy
We're both so happy
Happy in love

The sort that I could mother (The sort that I could mother)
Bad as one another (Bad as one another)
Still as sweet as sugar
And we fit like a glove

[Pre-Chorus]
We're Indiana Jones on a train roof
We're both about to lose our heads
We're rolling around, nearly fall to the ground
And fight our way up to our beds

[Chorus]
We were only
Really saved by the promise of wedlock
We were lonely
Now we're here in a permanent headlock

[Verse 2]
You're a little crazy
Oh, so crazy
We're both so crazy
Crazy for you
You're a proper handful (I'm a proper handful)
When you've had a skinful (When I've had a skinful)
Occasionally painful
But better with two

[Pre-Chorus 2]
You're like a Swan Vesta in a haystack
You're like a Zippo in the middle of oilfield
We hit a bad patch, now we've both met our match
And now we're grabbing onto the wheel

[Chorus]
We were only
Really saved by the promise of wedlock
We were lonely
Now we're here in a permanent headlock

[Bridge]
The kiss of the Med as it touches the Nile
Miscarriage of justice in cabinet filed
The longer time spent, the wider we smile
We're so happy in love

[Chorus]
We were only
Really saved by the promise of wedlock
We were lonely
Now we're here in a permanent headlock
[Outro]
The longer time spent, the wider we smile
We're so happy in love