Once upon a time, if you wanted to get signed
You had to write good songs and kill it live
Open 12 riff into a breakdown, two measures fast
And then lets go into a beatdown

You gotta full sleeve? You can kinda sing?
You're gonna be a fucking rockstar!
This song took a half an hour to write
A lot of my own bands music fucking sucks
Wife beater was embarrassing
My voice sounded like a mouth full of cocks

Look at how fast my hands are moving
I can play the intro to District of Misery by Oceano

(Incoherent gutturals)
I didn't say an actual word in that last fucking part BLEGH
Here's some lyrics to fill this part cus I'm too fucking lazy to write
The word "brutal" sucks, how can you call this music?
Chug

I wrote this part cus I wanted it to be close to 3 minutes long, and obviously I have to replay the intro riff

Yeah all the kids are loving it
You've never heard a riff like this before, no
You signed a contract for fucking 12% royalties and you're stoked to hit the road
"Absolutepunk hates me but I still read their website, sometimes"