[Chorus]
I don't need a fucking thing from you
I don't give a shit what you've been through
If you're trying to find a way for me to unwind, get screwed
'Cause I don't need a fucking thing

[Verse 1]
I'm glad to see that you are miserable and stuck
With the same shitty jobs and James still drives the truck
I hope you know when I feel sorry
I'll never join the deadly party
(Fucking bummer)

[Chorus]
I don't need a fucking thing from you
I don't give a shit what you've been through
If you're trying to find a way for me to unwind, get screwed
(Get screwed motherfucker!)
'Cause I don't need a fucking thing
(Ahh)

[Verse 2]
Still creepin' at your mall
Still use your parents' phone
Still fuckin' girls half your age
Still sellin' mama's pills
Still got some friends in jail
Fuck them now, 'cause they are not around
[Chorus]
I don't need a fucking thing from you
I don't give a shit what you've been through
If you're trying to find a way for me to unwind, get screwed
'Cause I don't need a fucking thing
No, I don't need a thing

[Verse 3]
You wanna fuck my girl, give her the whole wide world
But you're nasty now, and she ain't fuckin' clowns
I've heard you've taken dick so you can pay your rent
You ex-homophobe, givin' old men dome

[Chorus]
I don't need a fucking thing from you
I don't give a shit what you've been through
If you're trying to find a way for me to unwind, get screwed
(Get screwed motherfucker!)
'Cause I don't need a fucking thing

[Post-Chorus]
(Hey, hey)
(Hey, hey)
(Hey, hey)
(Hey, hey)
[Bridge]
So, uh, you can keep selling drugs and banging underage girls
And, uh, I'm sure that will never catch up to you
Hahaha!
(Hey, hey)
(Hey, hey)
(Hey, hey)
(Hey, hey)

[Outro]
I don't know what my purpose is
And I don't know why I'm alive
And I don't want to upset you
I wanna fuck you 'til I die