I'd seen your videos
And I think they're so jokes
And now we're getting flirty
With a couple facebook pokes
I confess that I've adapted to your time zone
At least now I don't have to
Watch YouTube alone

Oh, even though tonight I've got
A date with my bookshelf
I'd much rather touch and hug you
And nothing else

Oh, won't you be in Nerdfighterlike with me?
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
We could go on a date to the library
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me

Over a romantic lunch
We'd blurb some LOLBooks
And blenderize our meals
While other tables gave us dirty looks
Do a reading of Pooh Gets Stuck[In My Pants]
If we could hang out IRL
I'd do my Happy Dance
Oh, even though tonight I've got
A date with my bookshelf
I'd much rather touch and hug you
Maybe something else

Oh, won't you be in Nerdfighterlike with me?
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
We could slowdance to music that's royalty-free
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me

Oh, even though tonight I've got
A date with my bookshelf
I'd much rather touch and hug you
And something else

Oh, won't you be in Nerdfighterlike with me?
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
We could go on a date to the library
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me