The first time I saw you
Was the day that I hit puberty;
You played a beautiful girl
Shunned by society

It wasn't your fault;
You just smoked one laced doobie
That after school special
Made me wanna never do PCP

Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts
You stand and face the brunt
Of the Twister of my burning want;
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You

I saw you naked in The Waterdance;
It was As Good As It Gets in my pants
And for that I really want to thank you
Your husband's name was Hank right? Well, my name is Hank too

Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts
You stand and face the brunt
Of the Twister of my burning want;
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You
Once an ex-best friend of mine said he couldn't see
How "an old and ugly actress could mean so much to me"?!
Well, a minute later looking down at him bleeding in the snow
I asked him who was best comedy actress four years in a row;
It was

Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt
You make my heart do acrobatic stunts
You stand and face the brunt
Of the Twister of my burning want;
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You
Helen Hunt, you know I'm Mad About You