I know I'm not the the only one
Who wants to know more about Harry's sons
I really do think there's an
Unwritten story
And I think it's time to put
Fingers to keys

Oh, a lot of people I know want to know more
About Grindelwald and Dumbledore
I really do think that they both batted lefty
And I think there's probably a good story there

For Book Eight
I want a Book Eight!
I want a Book Eight
And I want JK Rowling to say
That the epilogue was crap
'Cause we all know it was crap!
And I want JK Rowling to say
That Voldemort had a son
And the story's just begun
And I want JK Rowling to say
That she's writin' Book Eight

Oh, a lot of people I know wanna hear the tale
Of the mysterious veil
I really do think it's a dimensional portal
And I think Sirius is in Middle Earth
And I know I wanna hear the one
About Hagrid's dad and Hagrid's mum
I really do think that that's nearly impossible
And I think there's probably a good story there
For Book Eight
I want a Book Eight!
I want a Book Eight
And I want JK Rowling to say
That the epilogue was crap
'Cause we all know it was crap!
And I want JK Rowling to say
That Voldemort had a son
And the story's just begun
And I want JK Rowling to say
That she's writin' Book Eight

She could call it
Harry Potter and the Starfighters of Adumar!
Or Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé!
Or Harry Potter and the Solitaire Mystery!
Or Harry Potter and the Nerdfighters!
Oh Harry Potter
You know that I want a Book Eight!
I want a Book Eight!
Oh, Harry Potter

I really do think there's an unwritten story
And I think it's time to put
Fingers to keys
For Book Eight