I made a video
About ten months ago
I though that I would show
You something beautiful

I showed a picture
With an intimate nature
But I didn't realize
Till a hundred thousand views later

That I don't know where we'd be
Where would the vlogbrothers be?
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes
Oh love is a beautiful thing

Oh tortoises and elephants and rhinos and onion rings
In cats, in dogs, in mice and whales
And even people too
You didn't think that I was gonna show porn, did you?

But where would we be?
Where would YouTube be?
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes

Yeah, love can be pretty screwed up
Like that homosexual necrophiliac duck
And this dachshund that's getting it on with a cat
And bunnies doing it with chickens
Well, I don't that I'm down with that
But where would we be?
Where would America be?
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes

And who knows
There may even be those
Who love bucks who love bucks who love does

Oh where would we be?
Where would we be?
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes

Oh where would we be?
Where would we be?
Without people who love giraffes who love giraffes