I'm sitting in the minivan, it's about one a.m
I can't believe I'm hanging out with Margo Roth Spiegelman
She hands me a grocery list, and I say "What is this?"
She gives me a hundred dollars and says that should cover it

Three whole catfish wrapped separately
A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet
A dozen tulips, a bottle of water
A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline

She told about the Vaseline very specifically
There's a baby size, a mommy size, and a big fat daddy
The daddy is the one I need, I don't know why I need it
But you don't argue with Margo Roth Spiegelman, I agree

Three whole catfish wrapped separately
A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet
A dozen tulips, a bottle of water
A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline

I walk up to the door of the grocery store
Preparing myself for all the weird looks that I'm in for
I mean, what do you do when the cashier looks at you
And you've got those assorted items sitting there in front of you?

Three whole catfish wrapped separately
A six-pack of Mountain Dew, tissues, and some Veet
A dozen tulips, a bottle of water
A can of blue spray paint, a giant tub of Vaseline
And a giant tub of Vaseline

And a giant tub of Vaseline