I fucking love science

[Verse 1]
Can you even imagine
Way back in the past when
We thought that storms were caused by petty gods
Fighting on top of a mountain
And yeah, I like a good story
But eventually it's gonna bore me
If it doesn't have that truth
That incontrovertible, testable, repeatable proof

[Chorus]
I fucking love science
And I fucking love Charles Darwin
Cause I don't think it's bold to question what you're told
If you're told that the world's a thousand years old
There's nothing here to argue against
It's a process, not an ideology
And I fucking love science

[Verse 2]
Sometimes people ask me
Of all of the centuries
Which I'd pick to live life in
We'll that’s pretty easy
Right now, if you think objectively
If you like hot running water
And memory foam beds
And TV shows and cell phones
And not being dead
[Chorus]
You fucking love science
And I fucking love Carl Sagan
'Cause I think it’s fly to look up at the sky
And never ever ever stop wondering why
There's nothing here to argue against
It's a process, not an ideology
And I fucking love science

[Bridge]
Wooly mammoth embryos
Vaccines for smallpox and polio
Your TV set, the internet
Your PS4, supersonic jets
Exoplanets, galaxies
DNA, germ theory, relativity
Just take a sec to think about it
How screwed we would be without it

[Chorus]
I fucking love science
And I love Rosalind Franklin
'Cause I want to die remembering why
The truth is more important than winning a prize
There's nothing here to argue against
It's a process, not an ideology
And I fucking love science!