They were at each other's throats before they were weaned
And for years these girls, they plotted and schemed
Always working for each other's destruction
Seeing each other was nothing more than an obstruction
Learning martial arts to kick Brigid's face in
Brigid fighting back with intimidation
And no one will forget the death-ending flack
Of another of Samantha's broomstick attacks

They had an Earth Day birthday in 1989
In four thoughtful minutes Brigid was an only child
But then Samantha came along and Brigid start to cry
Because she had to deal with her the rest of her life
Yeah, she had to deal with her the rest of her life

But then as they grew, something changed
Verbal sparring was the new shooting range
And as they laughed, they realized
Maybe this twin thing was a blessing in disguise
But now Samantha is attending Arcadia
A small university in Pennsylvania
And Brigid is in school in New Jersey
Of course they miss each other like crazy

They had an Earth Day birthday in 1989
In four thoughtful minutes Brigid was an only child
But then Samantha came along and Brigid start to cry
Because she had to deal with her the rest of her life
Yeah, she had to deal with her the rest of her life
And they were best friends for the rest of their lives
Yeah, they were best friends for the rest of their lives