I wake up in my race car bed
Tame the puff that's on my head
My feet are cold as they hit the floor
I don't think i'm home anymore...
John shouts "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya
But i think that we woke up in Nerdfighteria
Settle down now, clear the area
Then look out the window"

Cuz I don't know what it is that i can see
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D
There's no place that i'd rather be
Then living here with my nerdy friends
Making videos happily
On Nerdfighteria island

Dressing up like I did in high-school
Taking sexy photographs
Talking 'bout women who like men
And giraffes who like giraffes
Let's go down to Nerdfighteria city
Where the roads are paved with peeps
And everyone is so witty
And there are no perverted creeps

Cuz I don't know what it is that I can see
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D
There's nothing that i'd rather eat
Than foods that perfectly blend
God I love smoothies made of meat
On Nerdfighteria island
There's certain rules you should obey
Like don't ever FTBA
And now I come to think of it
Let's take that world suck down a bit
We don't care one iota
About winner, south Dakota
Now that we have our awesome island
With awesome seas and awesome awesome

But I don't know what it is that I can see
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D
There's no place that i'd rather be
Then living here with my nerdy friends
Making videos, happily
On Nerdfighteria island