My first name is Hank, and my last name is Green
You're the second coolest vlogbrother the net has ever seen
And my first name's Dan, my last one is Brown
It's nice to have some time to hang in my home town
And discover we were both into Magic the Gathering
And then instead of talk we would both rather sing

You're my brother from a mother with a last name of another colour
And without you this whole world would be significantly duller
You're a Green, you're a Brown and I like having you around
'Cause you're my brother from a mother with a last name of another colour

Sometimes you meet, someone on the street
And you realize your whole life has been incomplete
Not because of love, or infatuation but because it can be nice to have fraternal relations
We kinda look the same, it's a little bit bizarre
You use my camera and tripod it only make sense if you are
My brother from a mother with a last name of another colour
And without you this whole world would be significantly duller
You're a Green, you're a Brown and I like having you around
'Cause you're my brother from a mother with a last name of another colour
At this point in the song I would like to underscore
That both Brown and Green had excellent brothers before
And those are brothers that we both unironically adore
But just because we've got them doesn't mean we don't want more
You're my brother from a mother with a last name of another colour
And without you this whole world would be significantly duller
You're a Green, you're a Brown and I like having you around
'Cause you're my brother from a mother with a last name of another colour
You're my brother from a mother with a last name of another colour
You're my brother from a mother with a last name of another colour
You're my brother from a mother with a last name of another colour