Not in my house
Not in my house
I'll go insane if you try to use that phrase again in my house
And when it rains
Yeah, when it rains
You won't feel pain or complain
That's the point of the weathervane I installed on my house

She tells me I'm texting her too much
She tells me I'm texting her too much

Not in my house
Not in my house
You cannot put your shoes on the ground
Make a sound when you're in my house
I'm in control
I'm in control
I can say what I want, I can be what I want in my house

But now she says I'm not texting enough
She tells me I'm not texting enough
You're giving me mixed messages
It hurts, but will I say it does?
I never will, I can't if I'm not home

Not in my house
Not in my house
I will say what I want and I will be what I want in my house
If you dissent
Or disagree
I will be even more of what you say you don't want me to be

But if we're outside or if we are out of the country
I won't find it in me at all to be so cunt-y
If I am not in my house, I am nothing, I'm no one
So push me around while we're out and I won't say a damn thing