My Ho, My Kids

[Female on answering machine]

Listen, muthafucka

I’m playin’ your goddamn new muthafuckin’ record

And you got these muthafuckin’ kids runnin’ around here

12 muthafuckin’ kids on my welfare and you makin’ muthafuckin’ hits

Listen, muthafucka, A-M-Jason-muthafuckin’-G

You know to come in this muthafucka and take care of these goddamn kids