Oh, Mr. Gallo, what a good friend
You have always been to me
Oh, Mr. Gallo, what a good friend
Your close lover has

Oh, Chan, what a woman you've become
Cannot say I never thought you could look me in the eyes
Oh, and what a lover you've become
Can I say I always thought you were a liar?

Oh, you say, what a laugh you have
Cannot say I never thought I ever had anything funny
Oh, and what a charmer you've become, Mr. Gallo
We'll both go to hell