[TomSka & Bing]
Hehehehehe-he, oh
Got your nose!
Mehehehe
Look out, he's got a nose!

[Bing]
You've got to help me man
My tie is evil and it's gonna kill me!
Please don't hurt me
Hmhmhmhaha—

[TomSka & Bing]
Hello, parking meter!
Hello!

[Bing & TomSka]
Heh, hey guy, hey, smell my flower
[*Sniff*] Mmm!
(*Gore sounds*)
LOL!

[TomSka]
Hmm...

[TomSka]
Hey, man- what the—
Aw, what the hell is wrong with you?!
(Level up!)
[Bing & TomSka]
Somebody help me!
I'm being robbed!
I'll save you!
Tree powers activate!
[*pop*]

[TomSka]
Die potato!
No!

[Bing & TomSka]
Mmmmmm.. yum
Aah! Why would you do this?!
I have a wife and family!
No!
Aah, the pain, it's unbearable!
What have I done?!
Aah!!
Tell my children I love them!
Daddy!
Aah...
Nooooooo!
[*splat*]

[TomSka]
Hey, you know who's gay?
You!
Ah, come on!