[Chorus]
I'm from the wild wild wild west
Wicked wild wild wild wicked wild wild
It's the wild wild wild west
Wicked wild wild west
I'm from the wild wild wild west
Wicked wild wild wild wicked wild wild
It's the wild wild west
Wicked wild wild west

[Verse 1]
I'm from the land of Colorado
Deep up in the hollow
Call me desperado 'cause you know I don't follow
Big ol muley bucks in the back of my beat up truck
All these country cuties in the bed shakin' their butts
I don't care why these people stare
Call me Josey Wales with flare
I'll accept your dare to ride this bull with silky underwear
Call me Lane Frost, eight seconds is my middle name
Last that long in bed now I'm dead call me John Wayne
Born in the south, raised in the West
Then back to the south then back to the west
I don't know which one I like best
Holy dick look at that girls breasts
Her chickens, said they were from Great Britain
Stole 'em 'cause I was trippin' now I'm in the county prison (Shit)
[Chorus]
I'm from the wild wild wild west
Wicked wild wild wild wicked wild wild
It's the wild wild wild west
Wicked wild wild west
I'm from the wild wild wild west
Wicked wild wild wild wicked wild wild
It's the wild wild west
Wicked wild wild west

[Verse 2]
I'm from the 90s
Diamond Rio and Hi-C
90s Alan Jackson and pine trees
90s Shania Twain and swiss cheese
90s Dixie Chicks and 98 Degrees
Wait wait wait
I meant George Strait
Please don't get irate I made an honest mistake
Wide open spaces
Who listens to that
Man that shit was wack
98 Degrees I think my sister like that
Welcome to the wild wild west (Yeah)
I got somethin' I need to confess (What)
I really need to get it off my chest (Tell 'em)
Incest is the best put your sister to the test
[Chorus]
I'm from the wild wild wild west
Wicked wild wild wild wicked wild wild
It's the wild wild wild west
Wicked wild wild west
I'm from the wild wild wild west
Wicked wild wild wild wicked wild wild
It's the wild wild west

[Outro]
Y'all come back now y'hear