[Verse 1]
Yello, the pee
That was running down my leg and everyone knew that it was me
And they all stared, embarrassing
They said, “Go wash up, it smells so bad,”
But that’s not really appealing
Yello, can you smell that?
Smells like a squirrel, cooked in bacon grease, and rolled up in some bear fat
It just licked me, (meow) this cat
Who the hell decided to write this song?
Man, I should just stick to rap
(Nah cut, cut!)
[Spoken: Outlaw & Unknown]
I can’t just man, I can’t freakin’ do this
What’s the problem now man, you wanna do it again?
No, I can’t, I can’t, this is just too serious for me dude
Yeah, this is literally the first song on the album
It’s too much!
It’s too serious
I’m not a serious guy man!
Yeah no shit
What did you say? Huh? What did you say? Don’t do this to me right now!
Alright, just music is art or whatever, just paint the picture with your words
Yeah, yeah I’m an artist (chuckles)
Well that’s not what I meant but…
I, I got it, I got it, I got it
I’m about to bring the mood up baby, hit record!
Just don’t laugh
Don’t worry, I won’t nobody will
What?!
Nothing, nothing, you ready? Here we go