[Verse 1]
If I could make a livin' off of dippin' I would
Oh wait, I did and I'm livin' real good
Top of the throne, seein' all my competition fail
Y'all suck
I feel like my hero, the Duke John Wayne
Ridin' free all over these plains
Tobacco is my prairie and I am king of the trail

[Chorus]
Dippin', spittin' in my Mudjug everyday
It's what I love and it's how I met bae
Now people know that I am not gay
Dippin', spittin' in my Mudjug everyday
Yeah, it's a life style
But it's also weakness
Throw in that dip and watch with Bobby Flay
Met me, saw it, then he punched me in the face
Hey
Fricken ginger

[Verse 2]
I like a little outlaw buzz
Lot better than that Copenhagen snuff
They pulled a string on a couple of my get videos, bitches
I hate it when YouTube wants to mess with me
Takes my vids down so no one can see
Let's see you try but now just leave me alone
[Chorus]
Dippin', spittin' in my Mudjug everyday
It's what I love and it's how I get laid
Jealous son's of dicks gon' comment "That's gay"
Dippin', spittin' in my Mudjug everyday
Yeah, it's a life style
But it's also weakness
Take this dip and shove it in your face
Dippin' and spittin' makes my gums hurt everyday

[Bridge]
So while y'all are out there join me and say a prayer
I say dear Lord please keep the dip cheap

[Chorus]
Dippin', spittin' in my Mudjug everyday
Go to Ilovedip.com and pay
Can't stop the rise, it's Outlaw dip for life
Dippin', spittin' in my Mudjug everyday
It's what I love and it's how I get paid
Lord of the lippers is what they call me
Dippin', spittin' in my Mudjug everyday
Yeah, it's a life style
And it feels so great
Take this dip and shove it in your face
I'm the God of dip and I've come to bless your day
I've come to bless your day
[Outro]
Come and take a dip with me
Yeah, take a dip with me
I know you wanna be
Dippin' spittin' in your Mudjug everyday