Lil Uzi Vert
The Funny Way
[Intro]
Let's go (I'm working on dying), let's go
Astronomical, like, outer space, like
(Oogie Mane, he killed it)
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Uh, he talk shit the funny way (Funny way)
Oh my god, I'm just feelin' so dumb today (Yeah)
He pulled up on my block with your girl and she lookin' at me 'cause she gave me the funny face (Woo)
I got all hunnids all in my pocket (Pocket)
No, no, I don't go in the 20 way (Yeah)
No, I do not shop at Armani (At all)
I'm goin' the Gucci and Louis way (Louis)
I'm on the beach, you can't find me (Yeah)
I told my mistress to hide me (Hide me)
I wipe my nose with some candy (Slatt)
I wipe my nose 'cause I'm slimey (Slatt)
That girl, she keep on tryna eye me (Woah)
She look too young, where your ID? (Woah)
Treat my Lambo like a Johnny (Woah)
Me and your bitch, we was grinding (Damn)

[Verse 1]
Went in the kitchen, start grinding
All of my n***as, they grimey (Vroom)
VVS, why I start shinin' (Woo)
But I'm 16 'til I'm dyin' (Woo)
I had to do three shows for this chain (Lil Uzi)
That is them technical diamonds (Bah)
I got the swag, got the sauce, I can't hide it
I'm on a jet, I don't even talk to my pilot (Let's go, let's go, let's go)
I hit your bitch, I feel like I'm a lineman (Ayy)
Went to LA, now I only eat salmon
All my n***as, they come and they ridin'
All for me, you know they slidin'
All my n***as, they come and they ridin' (Bah)
All for me, you know they slidin' (Grrah)
Go against me, that's do or die
Pull up new whip, doors suicide (Grrah)
I told the bitch, "Go lose your mind"
Got two seats but got two inside
Got a new bitch, not losing her
'Cause you know I cop her Louboutins (Louboutins)
Got a new Rollie, I'm losin' time (Rollie)
I went to eat right at Buddakan ('kan)
Give me that top, now I'm workin' your spine
I'm doin' great, them boys only do fine (Hahaha, yeah)
[Chorus]
He talk shit the funny way
Oh my god, I'm just feelin' so dumb today
He pulled up on my block with your girl and she lookin' at me 'cause she gave me the funny face (Funny face, woah)
I got all hunnids all in my pocket (Pocket)
No, no, I don't go in the 20 way (At all)
No, I do not shop at Armani (At all)
I'm goin' the Gucci and Louis way (Louis way, yeah, yeah)
I'm on the beach, you can't find me (Yeah)
I told my mistress to hide me (Yeah, yeah)
I wipe my nose with some candy (Candy)
I wipe my nose 'cause I'm slimey (Slimey)
That girl, she keep on tryna eye me (Eye me)
She look too young, where your ID? (ID)
Treat my Lambo like a Johnny (Yeah)
Me and your bitch, we was grinding (Yeah)

[Verse 2]
I made that boy oh-so mad, mad (Mad, mad)
I put his bitch in a Glad bag (Glad bag)
I walk around with a cash bag (Cash bag)
Lil Uzi walk with a hunnid racks
Rob yo' place like, "Where the cash at?”
You tried to pay me in Cash App (What?)
I don't want her, she a gnat, gnat
Tried to sell cat for the stacks, stacks (Yeah)
I walk with that .40, I pack that (Bah)
Can't Instagram, I can't snap that (No)
You know not one day, I can't lack, lack
I came to my hood with a MAC, MAC (Bah)
You know I gave that MAC to Stizzy (Stizzy)
No hesitation, gon' blast that
And if you gon' shoot, Trill gon' shoot back (Trill)
He got an FN with no kickback (Yeah)
And Mean don't drink lean, but crack seal, seal
Just to show my player this the real deal
And you know I'm out here on the real pills
I be poppin' them Perkys, they give me chills
And my chain underwater, I grew gills (Water)
And I remember I was at Free LIV
These n***as actin' like females
I got a bitch that got three tails (Yeah)
[Chorus]
Talk shit the funny way (Funny way)
Oh my god, I'm just feelin' so dumb today (Dumb today)
He pulled up on my block with your girl and she lookin' at me 'cause she gave me the funny face (Funny)
I got all hunnids all in my pocket (Pocket)
No, no, I don't go in 20 way (No)
No, I do not shop at Armani (At all)
I'm goin' the Gucci and Louis way (Louis)
I'm on the beach, you can't find me (What?)
I told my mistress to hide me (Hide me)
I wipe my nose with some candy (Huh?)
I wipe my nose 'cause I'm slimey (Slime)
That girl, she keep on tryna eye me (Eye)
She look too young, where your ID? (ID)
Treat my Lambo like a Johnny (Yeah)
Me and your bitch we was grinding (Yeah)

[Outro]
We got, um, Uzi gang Edo in the building (Vroom)
Let's get it, yeah, Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi, yeah, Lil Uzi