[Chorus: All]
For everything, there's a time and a place
At Christmas time
That place is your

[Verse 1: Hannah, Grace, Link, Rhett]
Hannah: He's got a face
Grace: Yeah...
Grace and Hannah: What's he gonna do with that face?
Link: She's got a face
Hannah: Hello!
Rhett and Link: What's she gonna do with that face?
Grace: He's got a face
Grace and Hannah: What's he gonna do with that face?
Rhett: She's got a face
Grace: Ding!
Rhett and Link: What's he gonna do with that face?

[Chorus: All]
For everything, there's a time and a place
At Christmas time
That place is your face

[Verse 2: Hannah, Grace, Link, Rhett]
Hannah: Ooh, he looks so good
Grace: He's like a Christmas stud!
Hannah: I bet he bleeds reindeer blood
Rhett and Link: Oh, you're talking about my Christmas face
Rhett: Feliz Navi-dang!
Link: That face bangs!
Rhett: I bet she knows a lot of Christmas slang
Hannah and Grace: It's my motherfruitcaking Christmas face
Hannah: Ho-ho-hold up
Grace: I hear he roasts his own chestnuts
Hannah: I don't think I've actually ever seen a chestnut
Rhett and Link: Oh, I've got one right here in my Christmas face
Link: What the elf
Rhett: Has she done to herself?
Grace: I just ate a skier, deal with it
[Chorus: All]
For everything, there's a time and a place
At Christmas time
That place is your face
For everything, there's a time and a place
At Hanukkah time
That place is your face
For everything, there's a time and a place
At Kwanzaa time
That's your Kwanzaa
That's your Hanukkah
That's your Christmas face