[Spoken: Lianne La Havas]
Before you have any interaction with members of the opposite sex, we’re going to have to debrief you thoroughly over the course of the next few sessions. Today though, we’ll just start off with some simple affirmations, that will be automatically induced into your memory temple, which you can upload unto a hard drive, and review at your desire.

Affirmation number one: there are no such words as me or mine. Words of this nature were introduced into society as a control mechanism, which systematically divided the subjects, first individually, and then as a collective. From now on…