Clocking out the night-shift, hopping on the 5-bus home
Trickle city dripping down on me, i mind my own
For the most part, normally i ride with ease
But there's a situation brewing in the far backseat
I should have seen it, nippling on my nerves like a rattlesnake
Standing in the aisle screaming: I JUST WANNA MASTURBATE!
Shit, why's it gotta be like this? Why's it my luck to turn around and see this shit?
Public transit now feels like a rape-van
Stuck in a two dollar circus with a naked man
I pull the cord-driver i just wanna get out
And no need for alarm, but this dude has got his dick out
And he's about to flip out, can't you hear him screaming?
Open up the doors, before we all gets hit with semen!
This is not my evening, and i ain't playing games
So hit the fucking brakes before i punch him in the face!

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I should have bought a car, i could have rode a bike
I would have fucking walked if i knew what it was like
Now i'm gonna have to fight this motherfucker, kick him in the pearls
And plus he keeps calling me a girl
I thought he was a girl! i thought he was a dyke!
I wouldn't try to fuck if i knew he was a guy!
Now he's tryna fight me, but he'll back off
Cause even if he strikes me, I'll still jack off!
:
(Ya ain't scaring this white boy!)
I'm on a bus! (on a bus!) On a bus! (on a bus!)
And i ain't fucking leaving 'till i cum!
This skinny little hipster-chick, ended on the front
And strutted to the back like an overused-slut
I can tell what she wants, i'm looking at her lip-ring
She's glancing at my pants, looking for my big thing
Has tattoos[???] - So i whip it out, im tryna get slob
I wanna get off! Baby's got from afraid to meaner
Kinda looks like a lesbian version of Justin Bieber
I catch her eyes, shes looking at me
I say: What's your name girl, she says back: GRIEVES!
Her voice was deep! I'm thinking what the fuck!?
People always tryna trick me when im riding the bus
This dude is tryna throw a punch while im rubbing my nuts
If he had keeped his mouth shut, i probably could have finihsed up

:
I should have bought a car, i could have rode a bike
I would have fucking walked if i knew what it was like
Now i'm gonna have to fight this motherfucker, kick him in the pearls
And plus he keeps calling me a girl
I thought he was a girl! i thought he was a dyke!
I wouldn't try to fuck if i knew he was a guy!
Now he's tryna fight me, but he'll back off
Cause even if he strikes me, I'll still jack off!
:
(Oh no here he comes, If it's boys he'll still jack off)
(Watch out for his cum, He's a meat beater - a meat beater)
(Oh no here he comes, If it's boys he'll still jack off)
(Watch out for his cum, He's a meat beater - a meat beater)