Not Me

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Well it's down in California where the orange trees grow

Oh California

And there's a pretty little girl that he used to know

Oh California



Well he called me everyday about a quarter to one

Oh California

She said Come on over daddy lets have some fun

Oh California



He said, I heard about your husband is he back from the gym?

She said, Come on over daddy don't you worry bout him

Not me, no not me - I ain't no boxer

A not me, a no not me



Now he's down in Alabama where they say you were

Oh Alabama

Where they dance all around until they have a ball

Oh Alabama

Where we saw down in the village they were gathered around

Oh Alabama

And then they looked at him, they called him Cat the Clown

Oh Alabama



He said Now wait a minute Buster, you didn't call me right

They said What you're tryin' to do, boy is start a little fight?

Not me Not me, no not me

I ain't no boxer



Not me, no not me, not me, no not me



Well now he's back in Virginia back in his home town

Oh Virginia

A where he's got a reputation from a miles around

Oh Virginia

Yeah, and never no more will he ever roam

Oh Virginia

You know he's stickin' right there a to his happy home

Oh Virginia



Oh well a fella walked up to him he said lets make a trip

He said You better shut-up before I bust you in your lip

Not me, not me, no not me



He ain't got to go nowhere!

Uh-huh, not my baby!

You know you been hurt out there on that road!

Yep, keep it comin'!