[Intro]
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls

[Verse 1]
Late last night as I slept in my bunk
Deep in the bowels of the ship
I had a dream, so real it did seem
Of a wee leprechaun with giant tits

[Pre-Chorus]
He danced all night long
And sang me this song
Then all of a sudden he pulled out his schlong

[Chorus]
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls
I am the beastie who comes from the sky
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls
You're a wee gobshite, I hope that you die
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls
I am the beastie who comes from the sky
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls
You're a wee gobshite, I hope that you die
Yeah

[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls
I am the beastie who comes from the sky
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls
You're a wee gobshite, I hope that you die
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls
Look at my tits, they are massive and green
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls
They are the best thing that you've ever seen
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls