[Strophe 1]
I got up this morning felt so bad
It's weird, really feel out of wack
I got the urge to call home and I
Go to the hook and pick up the phone, sayin'
„Just wanted to say Hi to all my friends
Calling West-Berlin, where all those roads lead to an end
Germany am I getting through?
Something's up I need to talk to you!“

[Refrain]
Hallo Deutschland, hört ihr mich?
Via Satelliten, hört ihr mich?
Hallo, hallo Deutschland, hört ihr mich?
Ist da jemand oder täusch' ich mich?

[Strophe 2]
A cup of coffee, cigarette baiting time
And I'm still hanging on that line
Ringin' up that girl can't be too soon, sayin'
„Hey, hey, wakeup darling it's afternoon!“
Got still no answer no reply
Gotta give it one last try
Operator I count on you
„Overseas operator, may I help you?“
„You're the one to put me through!“
[Refrain]
Hallo Deutschland, hört ihr mich?
Via Satelliten, hört ihr mich?
Hallo, hallo Deutschland, hört ihr mich?
Ist da jemand oder täusch' ich mich?

[Bridge]
Ah, na na na na na na na
Let me know, let me know
Na na na na na na na
Ah, na na na na na na na
Let me know, let me know
Na na na na na na na

[Outro]
„I'm really very sorry sir, but the line is disconnected. Ehm, I'm not receiving any type of responds. But I'm sure there's a very logical explanation for this temporary breakdown sir. There's nothing to be upset about, it's just gonna be a malfunction with our satellite. If you just wait a moment, I'll connect you with my supervisor. I'm very sure that he has a very logical explanation for this temporary breakdown sir. If you hold on just a moment sir. I connect you with my supervisor and I'm sure he can explain this for you. I'm really really sorry sir, but no ones there.“